Positive Thinking

Received this from a friend, whose family member is recently diagnosed to have an illness. Now, I'm dedicating it to this friend of mine, plus a few others friends out there who are currently in difficult times. Me included.

Positive Thinking is...
You walk along the street, look up in the sky and see a bird flies over you and shits right into your face. You wipe it off and thank goodness that elephants don't fly.

Positive Thinking, my friends. Positive Thinking. Everything will be alright.